hen
t h e e r
the blender: must flow
l e t s g e t s t a r t e d . . .
nitron so does it blend?
Cthulu Lets find out
Ok, so here I am at my kids dance lesson on my phone
Just dropping off, so I wont be fatally rude running a Blender at the
same time
nitron ANSI ARTISTS - DANCE LESSON - BLENDING
w o r d i t u p
warpus BRING OUT YOUR WORDS
Cthulu More words please
We have lots but people get Salty when we dont use fresh words
Darkman RACCOON, GROCERY SHOPPING, SAUNA
Cthulu Good trial run
But we stipulated to send the words privately
Darkman ahh ok. hadnt done that before. Will come up with another set
zir DUNG BEETLE BLOSSOMING CHIVES AT A COLLOIDIAL SILVER BOTTLING PLANT
sorry
warpus WORDS ARE BEING PICKED USING OUR ARTIFICIALLY INTELLIGENCED WORD
PICKING FACTORY
Cthulu All right denizens of blender land
Your custodians have descended into the caverns of mystery
warpus i think thats a metaphor
Cthulu And returned with compo topics
warpus and that isnt
Cthulu Its cold and snowy here today, but for contrast we are challenging
you to visit the desert world of ARRAKIS
What elapses in that storied realm of heroes warpus?
warpus the various things you could imagine revolving around the word ROBBERY
Cthulu Who is at the centre of the robbery? Who is the last person you would
ever expect to see at a dune robbery?
The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers!
Insert guitar solo here
warpus fuck yeah
Cthulu Are they doing the robbery
Are they foiling the robbery
Is it them being stolen
Only you can tell us
With some intensely nerdy fanart
Of a likely hitherto unprecedented crossover
So again:
POWER RANGERS / ROBBERY / ARRAKIS
Entries due in 24 hrs, noon PST
The Spice must flow!
Unless the power rangers steal it
f a n s e r v i c e
Its Morphin time! Your money or your life!
o o o o/ o
:, / : o ,:
warpus FOUR CRAZY HOURS LEFT! YOU MUST NOT FEAR THE COUNTDOWN,
FEAR IS THE MINDROBBER
nitron it is by will alone i set my blocks in motion.
it is by the juice of saphoo that the fingers acquire speed, the lips
acquire stains. it is by will alone i set my blocks in motion
r a n k i n g s
warpus WE ARE DELIBERATING WITH THE OTHER CARDINALS
Cthulu Ok friends, I think we have learned all we have to learn from those
birds
Theyre assholes
Scatter bird seed everywhere
Shit all over your deck
Wake you up with their rude screaming
warpus hmm i misread deck at first
Cthulu I was very careful not to mistype that one
zir sorry i meant shit on my balls
Cthulu Anyway they have taught me a lot to incorporate into my own managerial
style
Now its time to spread my wings
First off, an honorary mention to consolejockey and darkman almighty
Great attempts! On a slower week you would have placed
In third place, earning blender points for blender itself, we had a
creative ansi scroller by nitron!
Through his efforts someday blender itself will be winning the blender
rankings
nitron shai hulud!
Cthulu Warpus really liked the polish in your entry
I mean I did also
nitron polish or Polish?
Cthulu He likes Polish in everything, its genetic
And kudos for not taking the most obvious approach
warpus yeah it was a creative approach and well drawn
nitron Rita is the best ranger
Cthulu I was holding out for bulk and skull
Warpus, who got second place?
warpus but we liked the use of words in zirs entry a bit more, who came in
SECOND, representing the FIRE
nitron its that 17th color advantage i tell you
zir THERE IS NO 17th COLOR!!
Cthulu Zir would have been first place but had it literally stolen at the
very last minute by 2stoned
Their entries are very similar
zir ROBBERY ON ARRAKIS
Cthulu I guess that makes this the second Blender in a row he has won
Look out Mr roboto!
Hats off to all participants, even the honorary mentions had good work
going on
Poor Skrubly had to cut and run, he couldnt come up with a story that
wasnt too stupid to share
But first he ruined his YouTube recommendations forever by researching
power rangers
zir bro mine was pretty dumb tho!
Cthulu Working with words there is no floor to how dumb you can get
He was in free fall
n e x t u p . . .
Cthulu So the next blender will be a weekend in April
Same as this weekend
I hate to say it
We may have increased turnout or decreased because it falls on a
holiday for chronics
Sorry, having trouble typing on my phone
My fingers are fatties
Anyhow, 4/20 well see you back here
warpus bring your bongs
Cthulu At least your presence here will be implied through a thick haze of
smoke
w e j u s t s a i d . . .
if there ever is another blender, it will most likely be held:
if not sooner!
saturday, april 20th - sunday, april 21st, 2024
2:00pm - 2:00pm est
blender on EFnet
please join us. - hennifer
warpus
cthulu
w t f ? ? ?
You may have noticed that Nitron likes to use Blenders as an excuse to stress
test the current state of affairs of casual AI image generation. His nAItron
images included here were not submitted for competition fortunately, as they
wouldnt have been considered eligible but just produced over the course of
the compo, shared here to satisfy casual curiosity in how well artificial
intelligence can currently keep up with our natural stupidity. If they start
hitting too close to the mark, well have to designate AI judging algorithms
to rate them!