STOOLCUTTERS COMMUNITY ANNOUNCEMENT -- BRAIN EXPLOSION FACT SHEET.
. // .. - heat, fire smoke generated
// . after loud bang.
* .**. - nauseating taste of flaming brain. ++ .,yy,.
. .j. -- bulging, pulsating, explosive
.. head swelling.
P, -- lucious, thick neandathal mono-brow.
yyb.// -- fat, fantastic lashes!
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ljd O BRAIN EXPLOSION
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l.. EDUCATE YOURSELF
.D REDUCE STRESS
.*** EAT NOTHING BUT BRAN
yj. SEE A TV DOCTOR
S* RECTAL EXAM
y,... -- humurous grimace!
DS* -- no more irritating chin!
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AIDS - WHAT CAN IT DO FOR YOU?, ALL-BRAN ALL STARS, ANUS - FRIEND OR FOE?
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