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+ we present to you, the mass ascii joint of the YEAR!
+ mist logo thing by feral
+ opening fonts by weird
+ skull looking thing by dead soul
+ a lot of angry looking monster-men by dead soul
+ some fonts by frogen frooz
+ big happy worm thing by muton
+ dragon-who-lost-its-colour by muton
+ naked dead animal with ribs by crystal meth
+ some of dead souls pics completed by frogen frooz
+ alien guy by frogen frooz
+ dis of awe and mist font by jive
+ hand puppet looking thing completed/connected by weird
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a jug of beer goes out to dead soul for contributing so many monster-men in
so little time, and to frogen frooz or kris frooz.. whatever you are now
for adding all your stuff too. and of course jive. you get a beer too. and
feral, thanks for the sprinkle of oldskool. and muton gets a beer for that
groovy last-minute submission! yah! and crystal meth! and weird too! for
giving out cyberbeers! ha haw whawhawhdkjfsldkfjds.fsdfsf.s...