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sensepacksensepacksensepack!
say that 10 times quickly!
Okay, now that youve gotten than out of your system, we can continue with
the pack. what pack? this pack?, no.. your mommas pack of smokes she left on
my bedroom floor.. and yes, the dumb bitch did smoke them all, so it was nothingbut garbage to me.
What good is a pack of empty cigarettes to me?, sure i could hide things in
there, like used condoms, paper clips, rubber bands, stolen car.. whatnot.
I dont know what this has to do with the pack... OH YES, THE PACK!.. now
lets get back on track.. hrmm these track marks do look bad on my arm.
You see, i get distracted easily, i cant even concentrate on the one simple
subject, i mean, its ONLY an artpack nothing special, just art, its not like
its your mothers size 36 underpants with skidmarks on them.. i did a skid on
my push bike a few times when i was a little boy.. man bmx tires are expensive.
Lets get to the subject at hand.. Do you guys remember in that movie
fight club c, when that desparate woman whos dying from cancer gets up on
stage and says that she has pornographic magazines and shit, because she hasnt
had sexual relations in ages, because shes ugly, Man i thought that was the
funniest shit ever.. that next to anchorman, where did you get your clothes
from.... the toilet store?, thats funny too.. i went searching for these
so called toilet stores one day and i went around asking random people on the
street where i can find them, heres the answers i got.
avg: can you direct me to the toilet store sir?
aesthetic: we dont have toilets in australia, we shit on americans instead.
avg: can you please show me the way to the toilet store
enzo: que es pablo escobar burrito nachos supreme?
avg: yes.. yes i do have one, thank you..
avg: where is this samn toilet store!@???
propane: its in my pants, and as you can see.. its pretty full right now..
pretty pointless, but nonetheless all in good fun, its almost like that fuckheadtom greens toilet humor NO PUN INTENDED.. god im good REAL GOOD ASK THE LADIES!
remember when the ninja turtles were real famous.. did you ever go looking for
them in your local sewer?, i did.. all i found was used rubbers, siringes, and
empty pizza boxes.. i cried, i really did.. it was traumatic.. but not as
traumatic when your like 8 years old and you hear strange noises comming from
your parents room, and you think your dads bashing your mom, yet you hear
the word i like that shit comming from her mouth.. yep.. you get the picture.
i once was busted masturbating by my father, not in a american pie kinda way
but the kinda way, where your too careless to close your room door at 6am and
your dad walks past and sees you enjoying yourself a little too much. he
blackmailed me for years, he said shit like behave yourself boy. otherwise ill
tell everyone and i knew what he was talkin about, and he did it for years..
FUCKING ASSHOLE!!
anyways, what the fuck.. pack time, pack 24 yep, its late, so what, who cares..
SKYPAGER WE NEED TO SEE THE NEW SENSE PACK, OTHERWISE THE WHOLE SCENE WILL DIEmaybe he does.. but fuck man, its ready when its ready, its not like you take
a chicken out of the over while its still defrosting..
we did a hugeass xmen joint this month, thats why we are late, but i hope you
think the pack was worth the wait.. we love you all.. peace out. avg
avex0r@yahoo.com
sensepacksensepacksensepack!
say that 10 times quickly!
Okay, now that youve gotten than out of your system, we can continue with
the pack. what pack? this pack?, no.. your mommas pack of smokes she left on
my bedroom floor.. and yes, the dumb bitch did smoke them all, so it was nothingbut garbage to me.
What good is a pack of empty cigarettes to me?, sure i could hide things in
there, like used condoms, paper clips, rubber bands, stolen car.. whatnot.
I dont know what this has to do with the pack... OH YES, THE PACK!.. now
lets get back on track.. hrmm these track marks do look bad on my arm.
You see, i get distracted easily, i cant even concentrate on the one simple
subject, i mean, its ONLY an artpack nothing special, just art, its not like
its your mothers size 36 underpants with skidmarks on them.. i did a skid on
my push bike a few times when i was a little boy.. man bmx tires are expensive.
Lets get to the subject at hand.. Do you guys remember in that movie
fight club c, when that desparate woman whos dying from cancer gets up on
stage and says that she has pornographic magazines and shit, because she hasnt
had sexual relations in ages, because shes ugly, Man i thought that was the
funniest shit ever.. that next to anchorman, where did you get your clothes
from.... the toilet store?, thats funny too.. i went searching for these
so called toilet stores one day and i went around asking random people on the
street where i can find them, heres the answers i got.
avg: can you direct me to the toilet store sir?
aesthetic: we dont have toilets in australia, we shit on americans instead.
avg: can you please show me the way to the toilet store
enzo: que es pablo escobar burrito nachos supreme?
avg: yes.. yes i do have one, thank you..
avg: where is this samn toilet store!@???
propane: its in my pants, and as you can see.. its pretty full right now..
pretty pointless, but nonetheless all in good fun, its almost like that fuckheadtom greens toilet humor NO PUN INTENDED.. god im good REAL GOOD ASK THE LADIES!
remember when the ninja turtles were real famous.. did you ever go looking for
them in your local sewer?, i did.. all i found was used rubbers, siringes, and
empty pizza boxes.. i cried, i really did.. it was traumatic.. but not as
traumatic when your like 8 years old and you hear strange noises comming from
your parents room, and you think your dads bashing your mom, yet you hear
the word i like that shit comming from her mouth.. yep.. you get the picture.
i once was busted masturbating by my father, not in a american pie kinda way
but the kinda way, where your too careless to close your room door at 6am and
your dad walks past and sees you enjoying yourself a little too much. he
blackmailed me for years, he said shit like behave yourself boy. otherwise ill
tell everyone and i knew what he was talkin about, and he did it for years..
FUCKING ASSHOLE!!
anyways, what the fuck.. pack time, pack 24 yep, its late, so what, who cares..
SKYPAGER WE NEED TO SEE THE NEW SENSE PACK, OTHERWISE THE WHOLE SCENE WILL DIEmaybe he does.. but fuck man, its ready when its ready, its not like you take
a chicken out of the over while its still defrosting..
we did a hugeass xmen joint this month, thats why we are late, but i hope you
think the pack was worth the wait.. we love you all.. peace out. avg
avex0r@yahoo.com
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